We were out with a few mates for a curry last night (we have been known to enjoy a madras or three) and the conversation turned to what you would rather do than give up cycling.
There were some pretty severe suggestions and I thought in the style of BuzzFeed we would stick them into a listicle (not quality journalism but that is because we are not journalists).
This is by no means an exhaustive list but some of the suggestions were so gruesome that they made Cards Against Humanity look like a polite parlour game.
8 things we’d rather do than give up cycling
Eat dog poo
Eat broken glass (apparently broken glass is sharper)
Lick a sweaty (Scottish) mans armpit
Drink a pint of puke
Sit on hot coals (that’s sit, not sh*t)
Wear a welly full of spiders (nope….just nope!)
Wear budgie smuggler’s to work for a week (you might call em speedos)
Listen to nothing but Agadoo for a year
If you are looking for some more quality journalism then you are on the wrong site. If however you are looking for a laugh then try some of these.